I had all my hair shaved off (No. 1 buzz cut) because my wife lost her hair to chemotherapy, and now I've got people who never noticed me before coming out of the fucking woodwork to interrupt me when I'm working to "offer their sympathy".

I was just a name on the payroll for the last five years to you, until now. I don't want your fucking sympathy. I want my wife to have both her tits, her hair, and not have fucking cancer. Just leave me alone and let me work, dammit.